Posted 11 hours ago

joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

Posted 11 hours ago

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

Posted 11 hours ago

queenelsaofarendelleofficial:

allabitofablur:

I’m impressed by Penny’s argument

can the show just be the three of them

(Source: riddlemetom)

Posted 11 hours ago

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

Posted 12 hours ago

cyprinemaline:

yousoldtheworld:

Reading “I Was A Fat Drunk Catholic School Insomniac” by Jamie Iredell and just feeling really understood. (It might still be free on Amazon right now, btw.)

I’m over 265lb now, can we fucking cut out the bullshit and stop pretending that I am not fat?

Posted 12 hours ago

cutebabe:

punkmoss:

i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video

im violently crying like literally every time i hear this i cant not sob

Posted 12 hours ago

ctgraphy:

christajnewman:

therealmooki:

antolovich:

girl-with-minnie-ears:

theclichefortunecookie:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

thecheerfulemo:

Cutest fucking alien in existence

You sure about that

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yeah

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i’m

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pretty

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sure

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Damn the Disney fandom just reclaimed its post

And belted the crap out of the Whovians

Four for you, Stitch fandom.

(Source: bubblewraphypothesis)

Posted 12 hours ago

(Source: eclectic69)

Posted 12 hours ago

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)

Posted 12 hours ago

jadebloodedfeminist:

hellbound-gatestuck:

I-I want to… no…

… I NEED to do this…

halloween costume found